The sun never sets on Government House.
Quote by Noel Coward
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Work is much more fun than fun.
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...
The higher the building the lower the morals.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...
There's always something fishy about the French.
Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...