The sun never sets on Government House.
Quote by Noel Coward
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...
There's always something fishy about the French.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
The higher the building the lower the morals.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Work is much more fun than fun.
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...
I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television...
My mother was watching on television and she doesn't want me to hurt anyone.