The sun never sets on Government House.
Quote by Noel Coward
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
The higher the building the lower the morals.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.