Quotes by Ogden Nash

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

#Parents

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

#Luck, #Men And Women, #Wive

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

#Money

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...

#Money

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

#Love

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

#Funny Marriage, #Love

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

#Love

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making...

#Living

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...

#Mankind

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

#Birthday, #Funny, #Marriage

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

#Ogden Nash

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

#Ogden Nash