I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...
Too clever is dumb.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
The goal of communication is not to convince or to reach agreement, but to understand!
A lean agreement is better than a fat judgment