People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...
Too clever is dumb.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making...
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.