Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...
Hey Max...ITS THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEESE-AH!!!
Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex...
If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z,...