Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Quote by Ogden Nash

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I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

Too clever is dumb.

Too clever is dumb.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

I am glad the invitation pleases your family. It will please my family to the...

I am glad the invitation pleases your family. It will please my family to the...

Being a grownup means assuming responsibility for yourself, for your children, and - here's the...

Being a grownup means assuming responsibility for yourself, for your children, and - here's the...