Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Quote by Ogden Nash

Topics: Birthday Quotes, Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

Only solitary men know the full joys of friendship. Others have their family; but to...

Only solitary men know the full joys of friendship. Others have their family; but to...

With true friends...even water drunk together is sweet enough.

With true friends...even water drunk together is sweet enough.

If you share your friend's crime, you make it your own

If you share your friend's crime, you make it your own