Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Quote by Ogden Nash
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...
When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...
They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and...
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Too clever is dumb.
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be
A simple 'bye' could make us cry, a simple 'joke' could make us laugh and...