Quotes by Homer Simpson

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

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Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

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Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

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They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

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My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

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Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

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This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

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This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

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I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

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Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

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People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

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