Quotes by Homer Simpson

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

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I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

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Stupid risks make life worth living.

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Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

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Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

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Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

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They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

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My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

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Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

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This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

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