Quotes by Homer Simpson

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

#Homer Simpson

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

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Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

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People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

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You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

#Moms

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

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You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

#Homer Simpson

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

#Homer Simpson

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

#Homer Simpson

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

#Homer Simpson

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

#Homer Simpson

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

#Homer Simpson