Quotes by George Burns

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...

#Success

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

#George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die...

#Age

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...

#Age

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased...

#Age

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

#Age

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

#George Burns

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

#George Burns

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

#George Burns

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

#George Burns

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

#George Burns

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...

#George Burns