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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
#George Burns
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
#George Burns
How can I die? I'm booked.
#George Burns
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
#George Burns
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides,...
#George Burns
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...
#George Burns
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...
#George Burns
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...
#George Burns
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
#George Burns
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
#George Burns
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
#George Burns
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...
#George Burns
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
#George Burns
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...
#George Burns
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
#George Burns
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...
#George Burns
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...
#Dirty
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#Funny
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...
#Alcohol
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#Funny
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