Quotes by George Burns

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...

#George Burns

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides,...

#George Burns

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

#George Burns

How can I die? I'm booked.

#George Burns

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.

#George Burns

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...

#George Burns

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

#George Burns

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

#George Burns

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

#George Burns

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...

#George Burns

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

#George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

#George Burns