I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
Quote by George Burns
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
How can I die? I'm booked.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -...
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...
Nature is always behind the age.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a...
My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.