If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

Quote by George Burns

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -...

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -...

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

The tree can teach you forbearance and tolerance. It offers shade to all, irrespective of...

The tree can teach you forbearance and tolerance. It offers shade to all, irrespective of...

A good old man, sir. He will be talking. As they say, when the age...

A good old man, sir. He will be talking. As they say, when the age...

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.