If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
Quote by George Burns
George Burns Quotes
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides,...
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased...
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is...
Hoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.