Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

Quote by George Burns

Topics: Age Quotes

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased...

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased...

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.