I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

Quote by George Burns

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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -...

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -...

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...