Quotes about George Burns

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

#George Burns

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

#George Burns

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

#George Burns

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

#George Burns

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

#George Burns

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

#George Burns

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...

#George Burns

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...

#George Burns

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides,...

#George Burns

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

#George Burns

How can I die? I'm booked.

#George Burns

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.

#George Burns