Be quick to learn and wise to know.
Quote by George Burns
George Burns Quotes
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased...
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -...
The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to...
The practical effect of Christianity is happiness, therefore let it be spread abroad everywhere!