Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Quote by George Burns
George Burns Quotes
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
How can I die? I'm booked.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die...
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -...
There is an hour wherein a man might be happy all his life, could he...
Always leave something to wish for; otherwise you will be miserable from your very happiness.
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather...