Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Quote by George Burns
George Burns Quotes
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die...
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides,...
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -...
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
If youth knew; if age could.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.