If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Quote by George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -...
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...
How can I die? I'm booked.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.