If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Quote by George Burns

Topics: Age Quotes

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased...

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased...

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -...

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -...

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...