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You're only as good as your last haircut.
#Funny
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...
#Art
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#Artists
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
#Funny
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
#Life
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...
#Cheating
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...
#Sex
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...
#Mankind
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
#Children
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#God
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
#America And Americans
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#Food
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
#Drugs
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...
#Death
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is...
#Opinions
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
#Life
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
#Famous
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...
#Love
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#Romantic Love
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#Sex
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...
#Drink
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
#Fran Lebowitz
Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...
#Television
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