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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
#Life
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
#Famous
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...
#Love
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#Romantic Love
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#Sex
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...
#Drink
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
#Fran Lebowitz
Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...
#Television
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it...
#Clothes
There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession
#Love
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#Possessions
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...
#Fran Lebowitz
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of...
#Contemplation
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...
#Fran Lebowitz
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
#Fran Lebowitz
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...
#Fran Lebowitz
My favorite animal is steak.
#Fran Lebowitz
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want...
#Fran Lebowitz
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...
#Fran Lebowitz
Nothing succeeds like address.
#Fran Lebowitz
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you...
#Fran Lebowitz
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