Quotes by Fran Lebowitz

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of...

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...

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I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

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I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

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Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

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