All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

Quote by Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Children Quotes, God Quotes

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it...

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it...

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you...

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...

The price of justice is eternal publicity

The price of justice is eternal publicity

Rarely have I seen any really great advertising created without a certain amount of confusion,...

Rarely have I seen any really great advertising created without a certain amount of confusion,...

Advertising isn't a science. It's persuasion. And persuasion is an art.

Advertising isn't a science. It's persuasion. And persuasion is an art.