All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

Quote by Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Children Quotes, God Quotes

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you...

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you...