If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
America And Americans Quotes
My favorite animal is steak.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Nothing succeeds like address.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it...
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...
Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...
Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel
We didn't make the mistakes that many other cities did.
He is the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to him.