Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling…

Quote by Fran Lebowitz

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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it...

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it...

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

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I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

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You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...