Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling…

Quote by Fran Lebowitz

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If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because...

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because...

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

You're only as good as your last haircut.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

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Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...

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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.