If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies

Quote by Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Sex Quotes

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...

Nothing succeeds like address.

Nothing succeeds like address.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want...

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want...

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.