Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Quote by Fran Lebowitz

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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because...

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because...

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Love is the voice under all silences, the hope which has no opposite in fear;...

Love is the voice under all silences, the hope which has no opposite in fear;...

Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a...

Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a...

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment...

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment...

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex