Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Quote by Fran Lebowitz

Topics: Mankind Quotes

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

You're only as good as your last haircut.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Laying in bed, remembering our conversation in my head, and imagining what I should have...

Laying in bed, remembering our conversation in my head, and imagining what I should have...

When you respond to my texts with the letter 'K' ...thats the quickest way to...

When you respond to my texts with the letter 'K' ...thats the quickest way to...