Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...
Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want...
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because...
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.