I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

Quote by Fran Lebowitz

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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

Nothing succeeds like address.

Nothing succeeds like address.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

I consider women who are authors, lawyers and politicians are monsters

I consider women who are authors, lawyers and politicians are monsters

After an acquaintance of ten minutes many women will exchange confidences that a man would...

After an acquaintance of ten minutes many women will exchange confidences that a man would...