Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens.
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...
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Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...
You're only as good as your last haircut.
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
My favorite animal is steak.
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...
Puns are a form of humor with words.
Operator, give me the number for 911!
Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.