Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...
You're only as good as your last haircut.
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...
No man is free who is a slave to the flesh
I am Misanthropos, and hate mankind