Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,...#Fran Lebowitz
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you...#Fran Lebowitz
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...#Fran Lebowitz
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want...#Fran Lebowitz
