I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

Quote by Bette Davis

Topics: Funny Quotes, Putdowns Quotes

Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of...

Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of...

I work to stay alive.

I work to stay alive.

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it...

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it...

If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do...

If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do...

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much...

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much...

Hollywood always wanted me to be pretty, but I fought for realism.

Hollywood always wanted me to be pretty, but I fought for realism.

Strong women only marry weak men.

Strong women only marry weak men.

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it...

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it...

Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all...

Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all...

Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me.

Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me.

In this rat-race everybody's guilty till proved innocent!

In this rat-race everybody's guilty till proved innocent!

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

Without wonder and insight, acting is just a trade. With it, it becomes creation.

Without wonder and insight, acting is just a trade. With it, it becomes creation.

To fulfill a dream to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given...

To fulfill a dream to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given...

Everybody has a heart. Except some people.

Everybody has a heart. Except some people.

Old age is no place for sissies.

Old age is no place for sissies.

This has always been a motto of mine: Attempt the impossible in order to improve...

This has always been a motto of mine: Attempt the impossible in order to improve...

Today everyone is a star - they're all billed as 'starring' or 'also starring'. In...

Today everyone is a star - they're all billed as 'starring' or 'also starring'. In...

I survived because I was tougher than anybody else.

I survived because I was tougher than anybody else.