I'm as pure as the driven slush.

Quote by Tallulah Bankhead

Topics: Funny Quotes, Putdowns Quotes

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick...

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick...

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I...

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I...

There is less in this than meets the eye.

There is less in this than meets the eye.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

Acting is a form of confession.

Acting is a form of confession.

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call...

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call...

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have time

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have time

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told...

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told...

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

My heart is as pure as the driven slush.

My heart is as pure as the driven slush.

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors...

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors...

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like...

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like...

Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years.

Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

Acting is a form of confusion.

Acting is a form of confusion.

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to...

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to...

I will celebrate, but I know new goals and objectives will come and I am...

I will celebrate, but I know new goals and objectives will come and I am...

Pay me for my work but I don't do it for the money.

Pay me for my work but I don't do it for the money.

I have everything I need to enjoy my here and now -- unless I am...

I have everything I need to enjoy my here and now -- unless I am...