I'm as pure as the driven slush.

Quote by Tallulah Bankhead

Topics: Funny Quotes, Putdowns Quotes

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to...

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to...

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call...

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call...

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like...

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like...

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to...

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to...

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I...

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I...

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years.

Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years.

They made me sound as if I'd been castrated.

They made me sound as if I'd been castrated.

If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be...

If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be...

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without...

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without...

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick...

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick...

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told...

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told...

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

There is less in this than meets the eye.

There is less in this than meets the eye.

They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.

They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.

I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on...

I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on...

Fame is no sanctuary from the passing of youth... suicide is much easier and more...

Fame is no sanctuary from the passing of youth... suicide is much easier and more...