Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.

Quote by John Parrott

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He was a happy-go-lucky man, always played with a smile on his face and never...

He was a happy-go-lucky man, always played with a smile on his face and never...

My motto is if you're not happy at home, you're not happy anywhere else, so...

My motto is if you're not happy at home, you're not happy anywhere else, so...

I'm a very comfortable and happy-go-lucky old man. I never wanted to be great, because...

I'm a very comfortable and happy-go-lucky old man. I never wanted to be great, because...

I don't feel any pressure from fans. But I'm always in some kind of state...

I don't feel any pressure from fans. But I'm always in some kind of state...

Even the losers get lucky sometimes. Even the losers keep a little bit of pride....

Even the losers get lucky sometimes. Even the losers keep a little bit of pride....

Sad people dislike the happy, and the happy the sad; the quick thinking the sedate,...

Sad people dislike the happy, and the happy the sad; the quick thinking the sedate,...

I came on to the film with a very happy-go-lucky attitude which I think my...

I came on to the film with a very happy-go-lucky attitude which I think my...

I'm happy in Madrid, my kids are happy and my wife is happy, so everything's...

I'm happy in Madrid, my kids are happy and my wife is happy, so everything's...

I'm a happy-go-lucky character. I'm not that miserable. But I can never let anyone into...

I'm a happy-go-lucky character. I'm not that miserable. But I can never let anyone into...

Call no man happy until he is dead, but only lucky.

Call no man happy until he is dead, but only lucky.