Quotes about Putdowns

I'm a one-man idiot.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural...

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I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the...

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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up,...

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He's done more U-turns than a dodgy plumber.

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Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything...

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He must be the only man alive who can eat an apple through a tennis...

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I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

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Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

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The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I...

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While he was talking at Baylor University, President Bush said, Times are kind of tough....

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