'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

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Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of...

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of...

Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.

Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.

I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.

I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

When humor is meant to be taken seriously, it's no joke.

When humor is meant to be taken seriously, it's no joke.

Life is short, wear tropical shirts.

Life is short, wear tropical shirts.

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a...

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

All the fun's in how you say a thing

All the fun's in how you say a thing

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a...

I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a...

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...

I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me...

I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me...

I have never yet figured out what to do about good advice that you get,...

I have never yet figured out what to do about good advice that you get,...

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace

Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace