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Refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and...

Refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and...

Anger and humor are like the left and right arm. They complement each other. Anger...

Anger and humor are like the left and right arm. They complement each other. Anger...

Today's business and health care climate may not be pleasant. Cutbacks, pay cuts and layoffs...

Today's business and health care climate may not be pleasant. Cutbacks, pay cuts and layoffs...

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once....

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once....

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.

Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will...

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will...

Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person.

Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person.

The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor,...

The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor,...

There was a time I was very much blaming the way I felt on L.A,...

There was a time I was very much blaming the way I felt on L.A,...

Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's...

Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's...

Good taste and humour...are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.

Good taste and humour...are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.

True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not...

True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not...

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being...

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being...

I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.

I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.

What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly...

What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly...

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot-com...

A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot-com...

Look at growth, look at how much time people spend on the Net and look...

Look at growth, look at how much time people spend on the Net and look...

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace

Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace