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Topics: Humor Quotes, Internet Quotes, Keeping It Real Quotes, Neighbors Quotes

Refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and...

Refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

The door that will no longer open is usually the one that you slammed shut.

The door that will no longer open is usually the one that you slammed shut.

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...

Fortune and humor govern the world.

Fortune and humor govern the world.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies...

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies...

Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on...

Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on...

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life...

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life...

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of...

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of...

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK...

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK...

Learning humor is like learning math - practice makes perfect

Learning humor is like learning math - practice makes perfect

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull...

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull...

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Even the gods love jokes

Even the gods love jokes

Humor is vague, runaway stuff that hisses around the fissures and crevices of the mind,...

Humor is vague, runaway stuff that hisses around the fissures and crevices of the mind,...

The people who fear humor - and there are many -are suspicious of its power...

The people who fear humor - and there are many -are suspicious of its power...

We're in a fight for our principles and our first responsibility is to live by...

We're in a fight for our principles and our first responsibility is to live by...

The Internet isn't free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism.

The Internet isn't free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism.

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

Sweep first before your own door, before you sweep the doorsteps of your neighbors

Sweep first before your own door, before you sweep the doorsteps of your neighbors