'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.
Keeping It Real Quotes
Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.
Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
My family has been amazing, and they understand how blessed I am. They've been able...
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted...
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...
Courtesy and good humor are often found with little real worth.
Anger and humor are like the left and right arm. They complement each other. Anger...
But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny...
Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense...
Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.
Puns are a form of humor with words.
There's a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day,...
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...
The Internet revolution is going to be like all the other revolutions we have seen...
It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a...
Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.
Sometimes a neighbor whom we have disliked a lifetime for his arrogance and conceit lets...