When you graduate from high school, you also graduate from wearing a letterman jacket...forever.

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Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.

There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the...

There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the...

The human spirit needs to accomplish, to achieve, to triumph to be happy.

The human spirit needs to accomplish, to achieve, to triumph to be happy.

Time is not measured by the passing of years but by what one does, what...

Time is not measured by the passing of years but by what one does, what...

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be...

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be...

All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could...

All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could...

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of...

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of...

You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as...

You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as...

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in;...

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in;...

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness.

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you...

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you...

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.

I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with...

I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with...

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are...

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...