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I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

When it came to yo pussy ass nigga I woulda killed, but it was my...

When it came to yo pussy ass nigga I woulda killed, but it was my...

I never thought I'd say it but muthafuk a friend, cuz yo dawg be the...

I never thought I'd say it but muthafuk a friend, cuz yo dawg be the...

No matter what I'll keep it real you know. Time for me to do it...

No matter what I'll keep it real you know. Time for me to do it...

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

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Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

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My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

Just because he says sweet things to you doesn't mean you should let your guard...

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Just because he says sweet things to you doesn't mean you should let your guard...

Sometimes I wonder; how many other girls he is texting while he's texting me...

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Sometimes I wonder; how many other girls he is texting while he's texting me...

Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.

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Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.

Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...

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Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

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Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

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There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

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No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

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'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

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Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

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If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

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Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

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I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...