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Nosey People Quotes
It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and...
The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
If you're not going to tell me your secret, don't tell me you have one.
Every age has a kind of universal genius, which includes those that live in it...
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...
Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.
Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are...
When humor is meant to be taken seriously, it's no joke.
Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.
If everybody minded their own business, said the Duchess in a hoarse growl, the world...