I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
Quote by Frank Howard Clark
Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway.
The reason there's so much ignorance is that those who have it are so eager...
We're all generous, but with different things, like time, money, talent - criticism.
Gossip needn't be false to be evil - there's a lot of truth that shouldn't...
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it.
There is nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain...
A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.
We find comfort among those who agree with us - growth among those who don't.
There is one advantage to having nothing, it never needs repair.
The more you learn to live without, the more you'll have to live with.
Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses...
Kindness makes a fellow feel good whether it's being done to him or by him.
A habit is something you can do without thinking - which is why most of...
A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man...
I'd rather see folks doubt what's true than accept what isn't.
Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.
Better have an old man to humor than a young rake to break your heart.
Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor.
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.