Quotes about Humor

On a scale of 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?

#Breakup, #Humor, #Sadness

An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow

#Humor, #Jokes

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

#Humor, #Ignorance

Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years =...

#Holiday, #Humor

If you can spell 'Nietzsche' without Google, you deserve a cookie.

#Grammar, #Humor, #Internet

When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

#Exercise, #Funny, #Humor

When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug...

#Food, #Humor, #Silly

I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my 'X' without asking 'Y?'

#Humor, #Mathematics

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when...

#Humor

Waking up from a 30 minute nap and not knowing if it's 2011 or 2013.

#Humor, #Sleep

Cashier: 'Have a nice day.' Me: 'Don't tell me what to do.'

#Have A Nice Day, #Humor

What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

#Computers, #Humor, #Jokes