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What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

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The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

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Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony...

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization

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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

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People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to...

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going...

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If we were driving pure hydrogen automobiles, that automobile would actually help clean up the...

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

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Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'