In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Quote by George Carlin
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You...
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it
If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...
The status quo sucks.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to...
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next...
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony...
When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for...
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a...