Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.

Topics: Funny Quotes, Procrastination Quotes, Work Quotes

Supreme art is a traditional statement of certain heroic and religious truth, passed on from...

Supreme art is a traditional statement of certain heroic and religious truth, passed on from...

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in...

When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in...

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried...

Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried...

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Because of their age long training in human relations for that is what feminine intuition...

Because of their age long training in human relations for that is what feminine intuition...

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Only in America do these peasants, our mothers, get their hair dyed platinum at the...

Only in America do these peasants, our mothers, get their hair dyed platinum at the...

Procrastination is opportunity's natural assassin.

Procrastination is opportunity's natural assassin.

The leading rule for the lawyer, as for the man of every other calling, is...

The leading rule for the lawyer, as for the man of every other calling, is...

There is a vast world of work out there in this country, where at least...

There is a vast world of work out there in this country, where at least...