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Topics: Funny Quotes, Leap Year Quotes

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half...

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half...

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and...

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and...

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but...

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but...

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown...

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown...

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal,...

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal,...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one...

Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one...

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.

Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to...

Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to...

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Happy Leap Day! Anyone else hear 2pac is coming back today?

Happy Leap Day! Anyone else hear 2pac is coming back today?

Happy leap day! Too bad this 'extra day' falls on a Wednesday. If you are...

Happy leap day! Too bad this 'extra day' falls on a Wednesday. If you are...