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Nothing recedes like success.

Nothing recedes like success.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years...

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years...

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

We are not limited by our old age; we are liberated by it.

We are not limited by our old age; we are liberated by it.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the...

She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the...

My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet....

My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet....

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

Watch out, they spit!

Watch out, they spit!

Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.

Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with...

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with...

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in...

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in...

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his...

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his...

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half...

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half...

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well...

Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well...