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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how Nosy are you?

On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how Nosy are you?

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said,...

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said,...

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come...

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come...

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she...

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she...

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Improvement makes strait roads: but the crooked roads without Improvement are roads of Genius.

Improvement makes strait roads: but the crooked roads without Improvement are roads of Genius.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Never fight an inanimate object.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

There sit the sainted sage, the bard divine, The few, whom genius gave to shine...

There sit the sainted sage, the bard divine, The few, whom genius gave to shine...

You can't change what has already happened so don't waste your time thinking about it....

You can't change what has already happened so don't waste your time thinking about it....

Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.

Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...