School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1 = 2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora...
Get Over It Quotes
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
Every Christmas I only buy gifts for friends when I find out they already got...
There are only two seasons - winter and baseball.
Old age deprives the intelligent man only of qualities useless to wisdom.
This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the...
If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for...
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...
So what do we do? Anything. Something. So long as we just don't sit there....
Keep on beginning and failing. Each time you fail, start all over again, and you...
I hate being tired in school and thinking 'I'm going to take a nap as...