Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to continue unprotected?
That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.
I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...
Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....
In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...
I can only type fast on my own keyboard.
I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...
You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it.
If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?
Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to...
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...
Age steals away all things, even the mind.
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
Sound, sound the clarion, fill the fife, Throughout the sensual world proclaim, One crowded hour...
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon,...