That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.

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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so...

I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.

Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

The chalk thing lebron does before games...isn't chalk. It's dust from his fingers being ringless.

The chalk thing lebron does before games...isn't chalk. It's dust from his fingers being ringless.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be...

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be...

Study is the bane of childhood, the oil of youth, the indulgence of adulthood, and...

Study is the bane of childhood, the oil of youth, the indulgence of adulthood, and...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

For life in general, there is but one decree; youth is a blunder, manhood a...

For life in general, there is but one decree; youth is a blunder, manhood a...

After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity...

After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity...

There is nothing in the world so wonderful as to love and be loved; there...

There is nothing in the world so wonderful as to love and be loved; there...