We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.

Quote by Frank A Clark

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful...

If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful...

Can that which is unsavory be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in...

Can that which is unsavory be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in...

It's hard to detect good luck - it looks so much like something you've earned.

It's hard to detect good luck - it looks so much like something you've earned.

Gossip needn't be false to be evil - there's a lot of truth that shouldn't...

Gossip needn't be false to be evil - there's a lot of truth that shouldn't...

I believe that none of us ever fails at anything. Every time we create something...

I believe that none of us ever fails at anything. Every time we create something...

Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his...

Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his...

Many folks think they aren't good at earning money, when what they don't know is...

Many folks think they aren't good at earning money, when what they don't know is...

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them...

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them...

A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

We're all generous, but with different things, like time, money, talent -- criticism.

We're all generous, but with different things, like time, money, talent -- criticism.

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his...

Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his...

If a fellow isnt thankful for what hes got, he isnt likely to be thankful...

If a fellow isnt thankful for what hes got, he isnt likely to be thankful...

The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along...

The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along...

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

We find comfort among those who agree with us -- growth among those who don't.

We find comfort among those who agree with us -- growth among those who don't.

Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to...

Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to...

Beer is good food

Beer is good food

Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?

Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'